The unnnoficial Gay test

descobri aí num blog um link para um post fantástico. Vale a pena ler do príncipio ao fim. No entanto, deixo aqui a parte que dá título ao post:

" First, a short series of questions to ask yourself. Score one (1) for each Yes answer, and zero (0) for each No.


1. Have you ever wondered what Johnny Depp tastes like?

2. Have you ever actually read Playboy for the articles?

3. When buying underwear, do you consider "ass fit?"

4. When watching the bar scene in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, are you thinking to yourself, "I wonder what Luke Wilson looks like naked"?

5. Do you have more than three different hair grooming products, i.e. mousse, wax, paste and gel? (The same type of product by three different manufacturers doesn't count.)

If you scored 3 or more, start sweating.

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So, you're probably gay if:


* You fantasize about someone who is the same sex as you are when you are playing with your own asshole in the shower.

* You play with your own asshole in the shower.

* You are already very, very, intimately familiar with your nipples.

* You wish your girlfriend would grow a beard.

* You wish your girlfriend would grow a penis.

* That guy at the gym is oddly appealing, in a "I want to fuck that guy at the gym" sort of a way."


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